The Oscar Night Drinking Game

The Academy Awards are almost here, so we need to have an Oscars drinking game to go along with them. The Oscars have always been a fun way to hang out with friends and drink champagne, so why not have a fun drinking game to help make fun of all of those celebrities?

A drinking game is fun and easy, but keep in mind that it’s not a way to get drunk. We don’t advocate getting drunk. It’s really just a game that involves paying attention and drinking whatever you’re comfortable with. It can be beer, champagne, or whatever. And when it says “take a drink,” do that. You don’t have to do a whole shot or anything like that. Just take a drink.

Feel free to comment with more ideas, and I will add them to the drinking game list.

Take a drink whenever: 

  • Anyone goes on too long in their speech and they have to be cut off.
  • Anyone trips on the stage.
  • Tom Hanks is nominated for a category.
  • Someone mentions gay marriage. 
  • Someone starts talking about a pet policy or political topic.
  • Someone mentions the civil war in Syria.
  • Someone mentions Afghanistan or Iraq.
  • Anyone says, “I didn’t prepare a speech”  or something like it.
  • A movie song is performed live and actually sounds good.
  • Someone cries.
  • Someone goes on about racism.
  • A washed up celebrity actually wins.
  • The host says something that is actually funny.
  • A presenter messes up a joke.
  • Someone jumps up and down or runs or jumps across the seats.
  • Someone stays seated as if they didn’t hear their name called. 
  • Someone asks, “What movie was he or she in?”
  • Someone presents wearing a silly costume.
  • It’s obvious that one of the presenters is ignoring the script or cue cards or whatever.  
  • Someone mentions Philip Seymour Hoffman (one of the world’s great actors, RIP)

Down your drink:

  • When a streaker goes across the stage.
  • When Tom Hanks wins again.
  • Whenever someone grabs a presenter and kisses him or her.

One thought on “The Oscar Night Drinking Game”

  1. I have to warn you that there is no CIVIL WAR in Syria since for having a ‘civil’ war you’d have to have a part of the population rioting/fighting against the legitimate Gov’t which clearly is not the case in Syria, where the citizenship is rallying around Pres. Assad against the terrorist mercenaries armed and foraged by the U.S. NATO Saudi Arabia Qatar and israhell…

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